...cuz I care. (...so there!)Chuckwagon wrote:...El DuckO drives a race care. Why isn`t he called a racist? Yeah!
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Hi Pards,
I asked Ross Hill (ssorllih) if he had a hard time making up his mind. He said, "Uh.. well, yes and no". Shucks, I recon even if he`s on the right track, he`ll get run over if he just sits there! Ross is getting very good at opening those childproof caps... with a hammer! The other day he told me that Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses and that acupuncture is a jab well done.
Hang in there fella!
We`ve got some new folks with us! Yeeee Haaaaw! Welcome aboard newt615 in the USA, kcdad in Pennsylvania, Steve Schroeder in Arkansas, and Roddy in Antipolo, Phillipines. Pour yourselves some hot Arbuckle`s and pull up some shade. It`s nice to have you with us.
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
I asked Ross Hill (ssorllih) if he had a hard time making up his mind. He said, "Uh.. well, yes and no". Shucks, I recon even if he`s on the right track, he`ll get run over if he just sits there! Ross is getting very good at opening those childproof caps... with a hammer! The other day he told me that Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses and that acupuncture is a jab well done.
Hang in there fella! We`ve got some new folks with us! Yeeee Haaaaw! Welcome aboard newt615 in the USA, kcdad in Pennsylvania, Steve Schroeder in Arkansas, and Roddy in Antipolo, Phillipines. Pour yourselves some hot Arbuckle`s and pull up some shade. It`s nice to have you with us.
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
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Yeee Hawww!
I`ve got a question or two. If 2 out of 5 people suffer from dandruff, does that mean that three enjoy it? And whatever happened to Preparations A through G? And did you ever notice at income tax time, when you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ...'THEIRS'?
More new members joining Wedliny Domowe. We`re glad to see you folks but ride slow into camp so you don`t stir up dust around the chuckwagon. Say, there`s ol` toddmc451 from San Diego, California, Mutha Chicken in Maryland, zkost in Jacksonville, Florida, , 777terry in Toronto, Canada and MacTzu in Melbourne, Australia. Put up yer` ol` broomtails and join us at the campfire for some Arbuckle`s brown gargle! Later on there`s barbecued ribs, mashed taters, cole slaw, and sourdough biscuits. Make yourself comfortable folks and welcome aboard!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
I`ve got a question or two. If 2 out of 5 people suffer from dandruff, does that mean that three enjoy it? And whatever happened to Preparations A through G? And did you ever notice at income tax time, when you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ...'THEIRS'?
More new members joining Wedliny Domowe. We`re glad to see you folks but ride slow into camp so you don`t stir up dust around the chuckwagon. Say, there`s ol` toddmc451 from San Diego, California, Mutha Chicken in Maryland, zkost in Jacksonville, Florida, , 777terry in Toronto, Canada and MacTzu in Melbourne, Australia. Put up yer` ol` broomtails and join us at the campfire for some Arbuckle`s brown gargle! Later on there`s barbecued ribs, mashed taters, cole slaw, and sourdough biscuits. Make yourself comfortable folks and welcome aboard!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
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Yeeee Hawwww! We`re growing like a weed. I`ve been laid up a few days and was unable to welcome a few folks when they checked on. Right now, let's extend our heartiest best wishes to the following new members: srdevore in Michigan, Otto in Rora (Norway), Rehan125 in Pakistan, Janlab in Albany, NicolasR in Quebec, markhun912 in the United States, LostInMaine in Maine, and lucey34343 in England.
Please make yourselves comfortable at Wedliny Domowe and join in the chat. Grab a cup of Arbuckle's from the pot on the campfire, pull up a little shade, and rest yer' ol' carcass.
Say, have you ever noticed that behind every successful man is a woman, but behind the fall of a successful man there is usually another woman And have you ever noticed dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
Welcome aboard folks! Nice to have you with us.
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
Please make yourselves comfortable at Wedliny Domowe and join in the chat. Grab a cup of Arbuckle's from the pot on the campfire, pull up a little shade, and rest yer' ol' carcass.
Say, have you ever noticed that behind every successful man is a woman, but behind the fall of a successful man there is usually another woman And have you ever noticed dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
Welcome aboard folks! Nice to have you with us.
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
...kinda like ducks. All ya hafta do is swim up to a dock, look cute, and people drop beer, wine, and hors d'oeuvres to you. (...not recommended during winter, brrr,Chuckwagon wrote:...And have you ever noticed dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
or for bottled beverages, ow! ) (I like sausages best.) Experience - the ability to instantly recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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Hey Pards! Isn`t it just about time for some more... Chuckwagon`s Saddlebum`s Sagebrush Sagacity & Wild Western Wisdom? Well, here it is anyway!
Don't take yourself so seriously... no one else does! Remember, however good or bad a situation is, it will change. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift. Time heals almost everything, so give time a little more time.
Yeeeee Haaawww! We`ve got new members! Just have a look at all these new wranglers ridin` into camp today. Hmmm, seems like I`ve seen these faces before.... OH yes!.... in the Sheriff`s Office at Tombstone... on posters... Why,.... This is the South Pass Gang! Are you "among the willows" again boys (dodging the law). Well, you`re barkin` at a knot if you`re worrin` about badge packers here. Most of us folks on this forum are a little shady-lookin' ourselves.
So, put up yer` mounts and mosey on down to the ol` campfire. Recon you should pour a cup of Arbuckles and melt into this fine bunch of squatters. This sausage-makin` outfit is full of wisdom and big hearts. Join in the converstation! Welcome aboard petercohen12 from Helsinki, Jones125 in Ghana, Soujoukforlife in Massachusetts, skydancerbg in Sofia, Bulgaria , Luigipilot in Valencia, Venezuela, timber in Sexsmith, Alberta, Canada, and BL stouts from Tennessee. Nice to have you folks with us!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
Don't take yourself so seriously... no one else does! Remember, however good or bad a situation is, it will change. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift. Time heals almost everything, so give time a little more time.
Yeeeee Haaawww! We`ve got new members! Just have a look at all these new wranglers ridin` into camp today. Hmmm, seems like I`ve seen these faces before.... OH yes!.... in the Sheriff`s Office at Tombstone... on posters... Why,.... This is the South Pass Gang! Are you "among the willows" again boys (dodging the law). Well, you`re barkin` at a knot if you`re worrin` about badge packers here. Most of us folks on this forum are a little shady-lookin' ourselves.
So, put up yer` mounts and mosey on down to the ol` campfire. Recon you should pour a cup of Arbuckles and melt into this fine bunch of squatters. This sausage-makin` outfit is full of wisdom and big hearts. Join in the converstation! Welcome aboard petercohen12 from Helsinki, Jones125 in Ghana, Soujoukforlife in Massachusetts, skydancerbg in Sofia, Bulgaria , Luigipilot in Valencia, Venezuela, timber in Sexsmith, Alberta, Canada, and BL stouts from Tennessee. Nice to have you folks with us! Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
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Hey Smoke Sniffers! It`s time for... "Inquiring Minds Really, Really, Want To Know"!
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? And why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? And I`d like to know if Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Inquiring minds really, really, want to know!
Hey, there are three more intelligent folks signing up with us today. Welcome aboard "Bucket" in Ontario, Canada, "Charcoal Junkie" in North Dakota, and "Carpster" in Missouri. Nice to have you with us fellas. Find a spot around the ol` campfire and pour yourselves a cup of brown gargle strong enough to float a Colt! You`re going to like this outfit.
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? And why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? And I`d like to know if Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Inquiring minds really, really, want to know!
Hey, there are three more intelligent folks signing up with us today. Welcome aboard "Bucket" in Ontario, Canada, "Charcoal Junkie" in North Dakota, and "Carpster" in Missouri. Nice to have you with us fellas. Find a spot around the ol` campfire and pour yourselves a cup of brown gargle strong enough to float a Colt! You`re going to like this outfit.
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
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Anybody need a cheap watch?
A hundred years ago, where would you go to buy a pocketwatch if you were on a budget? Down at the ol` train station of course! Did you know that railroad stations in 500 towns across the USA sold watches? The best watches were found in the northern states and it wasn`t the train company selling them - it was the telegraph operators! You see, telegraph operators were located in the railroad stations because the telegraph lines followed the railroad tracks from town to town. For a period of 9 years, telegraph operators sold more watches than all the retail stores combined! How did this happen?
Sometime about 1885, a huge crate of watches arrived on a train in North Redwood, Minnesota. No one ever came to claim them. So, a wrangler named Richard (the station agent), sent a telegram to the manufacturer and asked them what they wanted to do with the watches. The manufacturer didn't want to pay the freight back, so they wired Richard to see if he could sell them. And Richard did just that! He sent a wire to every agent in the system asking them if they wanted a cheap, but good, pocket watch. He sold the entire case in less than two days at a handsome profit.
That started it all. He ordered more watches from the watch company and encouraged other telegraph operators to set up a display case in their stations, offering high quality watches for a cheap price to all the travelers . It worked! It didn't take long for the word to spread and, before long, people other than travelers came to the train station to buy watches. Richard became so busy that he had to hire a professional watch maker named Alvah, to help him with the orders. The rest is history -as they say. The business took off and soon expanded to many other lines of dry goods. Richard and Alvah left the train station and moved their company to Chicago -- and it's still there! Yes, it`s a little-known fact that for a while in the 1880 's , the biggest watch retailer in the United States was at the train station. And it all started
with a telegraph operator, Richard Sears, and his partner, Alvah Roebuck !
Welcome aboard pgobeem in Poway, California, wilburwb in Rochester Hills, Michigan, and suvan123 in New Jersey. It`s nice to have you with us here at Wedliny Domowe - the greatest website on the planet!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
A hundred years ago, where would you go to buy a pocketwatch if you were on a budget? Down at the ol` train station of course! Did you know that railroad stations in 500 towns across the USA sold watches? The best watches were found in the northern states and it wasn`t the train company selling them - it was the telegraph operators! You see, telegraph operators were located in the railroad stations because the telegraph lines followed the railroad tracks from town to town. For a period of 9 years, telegraph operators sold more watches than all the retail stores combined! How did this happen?
Sometime about 1885, a huge crate of watches arrived on a train in North Redwood, Minnesota. No one ever came to claim them.
So, a wrangler named Richard (the station agent), sent a telegram to the manufacturer and asked them what they wanted to do with the watches. The manufacturer didn't want to pay the freight back, so they wired Richard to see if he could sell them. And Richard did just that! He sent a wire to every agent in the system asking them if they wanted a cheap, but good, pocket watch. He sold the entire case in less than two days at a handsome profit.That started it all. He ordered more watches from the watch company and encouraged other telegraph operators to set up a display case in their stations, offering high quality watches for a cheap price to all the travelers . It worked! It didn't take long for the word to spread and, before long, people other than travelers came to the train station to buy watches. Richard became so busy that he had to hire a professional watch maker named Alvah, to help him with the orders. The rest is history -as they say. The business took off and soon expanded to many other lines of dry goods. Richard and Alvah left the train station and moved their company to Chicago -- and it's still there! Yes, it`s a little-known fact that for a while in the 1880 's , the biggest watch retailer in the United States was at the train station. And it all started
with a telegraph operator, Richard Sears, and his partner, Alvah Roebuck !
Welcome aboard pgobeem in Poway, California, wilburwb in Rochester Hills, Michigan, and suvan123 in New Jersey. It`s nice to have you with us here at Wedliny Domowe - the greatest website on the planet!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
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Some information is just totally useless! For instance, who cares that every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie? And did you know that the average person has over 1,460 dreams a year? Did you know that ants stretch when they wake up in the morning? Why are you even reading this? Yup, and here are a couple of real breath takers... Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe! How about this one... A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.! Yes, it`s true. But the next one is just plain boring! The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old. Now, who really needs to know that?
We`ve been plagued by "spammers" lately and I`ve had to sort `em out. So, I`m a little behind in welcoming some new folks to this neighborhood. We wish to extend a big, friendly, hand of welcome to calabriano in southeast USA, Bil Ace in New York, thomastrronem in Singapore, jes in Ferdinand, Indiana, oskarbutcher in Christchurch, New Zealand, alezy from New York in Austria, chefBill27 in Cape Coral, Florida, and Don in Meadow Creek, British Columbia, Canada. It`s nice to have you folks with us here on WD.
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
We`ve been plagued by "spammers" lately and I`ve had to sort `em out. So, I`m a little behind in welcoming some new folks to this neighborhood. We wish to extend a big, friendly, hand of welcome to calabriano in southeast USA, Bil Ace in New York, thomastrronem in Singapore, jes in Ferdinand, Indiana, oskarbutcher in Christchurch, New Zealand, alezy from New York in Austria, chefBill27 in Cape Coral, Florida, and Don in Meadow Creek, British Columbia, Canada. It`s nice to have you folks with us here on WD.
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
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Yeeeeowwww! Okay smoke addicts! Please remember... never...ever... run down the stairs with yer` spurs on! Hey, we`ve got some new folks ridin` into camp today. Whoaaa pards... yer` stirrin` up lots of dust around the chuckwagon. Slow down and we won`t get dust in the sourdough! 
Welcome to Wedliny Domowe Zolly from Tasmania, jfurness from Pennsylvania, Ronewing from Red Deer, Alberta, Canada, Diced from Forbes, New South Wales, ericrice from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and bkleninsmid from Penn Valley, California. All you folks are welcome as rain on my cactus flowers! Put yer` ponies away and saunter on over to the campfire. Or "mosey" on down, if you prefer. Anyway, join us for a cup of Arbuckle`s brown gargle strong enough to float yer spurs! You are going to like this place, I promise. Lots of good folks around to help outl
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
Hey, we`ve got some new folks ridin` into camp today. Whoaaa pards... yer` stirrin` up lots of dust around the chuckwagon. Slow down and we won`t get dust in the sourdough! Welcome to Wedliny Domowe Zolly from Tasmania, jfurness from Pennsylvania, Ronewing from Red Deer, Alberta, Canada, Diced from Forbes, New South Wales, ericrice from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and bkleninsmid from Penn Valley, California. All you folks are welcome as rain on my cactus flowers! Put yer` ponies away and saunter on over to the campfire. Or "mosey" on down, if you prefer. Anyway, join us for a cup of Arbuckle`s brown gargle strong enough to float yer spurs! You are going to like this place, I promise. Lots of good folks around to help outl
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
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Isn`t it about time for some, "Thrilling Tumbleweed Trivia" - particularly, peculiar, poppycock you probably just couldn`t live without!
Did you know that each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history? Here they are:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
We`ve got a couple of new members with us today. Welcome to WD "Bon55" in Melbourne, Australia, and "DelNorte" in Uruguay. It`s a pleasure to have you folks with us. Kick off yer` boots and warm your toes at the campfire! In about an hour you can grab your "re-loadin outfit". We`ve got babyback ribs and mashed potatoes with smoky beans and sourdough biscuits for dinner.
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
Did you know that each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history? Here they are:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
We`ve got a couple of new members with us today. Welcome to WD "Bon55" in Melbourne, Australia, and "DelNorte" in Uruguay. It`s a pleasure to have you folks with us. Kick off yer` boots and warm your toes at the campfire! In about an hour you can grab your "re-loadin outfit". We`ve got babyback ribs and mashed potatoes with smoky beans and sourdough biscuits for dinner.
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
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Say there... who are these two hombres hot footin` it into camp and kickin` up all this dust? Why... it`s ol` sheree107 from Fort Wayne, Indiana and his sidekick jamadlavy from Quebec City in Canada. Welcome to the WD brand boys! Put up yer` tack and join us `around the ol` campfire for some Minnie Maud Muffins and Arbuckle`s brown gargle. We`re just tickled to have you with us fellas!
Say... isn`t it about time for some, "Really, Really, Strange But True!" ?
Germs only cause disease, right? Uh... not exactly! Did you know that the common bacterium, E. Coli, (yup, the one we talk about all the time) is found in the intestine and helps us digest green vegetables and beans (also making gasses - pee-ew!).
These same bacteria also make vitamin K, which causes blood to clot. If we didn`t have these germs we would bleed to death whenever we got a small cut! But then, all we`d have to do is "cuddle", right? You see... cuddling releases oxytocin which helps speed healing and recovery from physical wounds. Sooooo.... Ross, ol` pard... if you put a knife through yer` foot playin` mumbly-peg, then just grab Nancy and start cuddlin` up!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
Say... isn`t it about time for some, "Really, Really, Strange But True!" ?
Germs only cause disease, right? Uh... not exactly! Did you know that the common bacterium, E. Coli, (yup, the one we talk about all the time) is found in the intestine and helps us digest green vegetables and beans (also making gasses - pee-ew!).
These same bacteria also make vitamin K, which causes blood to clot. If we didn`t have these germs we would bleed to death whenever we got a small cut! But then, all we`d have to do is "cuddle", right? You see... cuddling releases oxytocin which helps speed healing and recovery from physical wounds. Sooooo.... Ross, ol` pard... if you put a knife through yer` foot playin` mumbly-peg, then just grab Nancy and start cuddlin` up! Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
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Okay pal,
I had ol' Patch drag a new log up to the campfire, dusted it off, put a couple of handkerchiefs down just for the ladies, and carved their initials in the log! They are mighty welcome.
Don't forget that John has his own "corner" for pirogi at this link: http://wedlinydomowe.pl/en/viewtopic.php?p=24198#24198
There's steak's on the grill tonight with campfire-coals-roasted taters and corn. Sourdough bread and home brew to wash it all down. Sounds like supper eh? But I'll be watchin' to make sure you eat all your broccoli!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
I had ol' Patch drag a new log up to the campfire, dusted it off, put a couple of handkerchiefs down just for the ladies, and carved their initials in the log! They are mighty welcome.
Don't forget that John has his own "corner" for pirogi at this link: http://wedlinydomowe.pl/en/viewtopic.php?p=24198#24198
There's steak's on the grill tonight with campfire-coals-roasted taters and corn. Sourdough bread and home brew to wash it all down. Sounds like supper eh?
But I'll be watchin' to make sure you eat all your broccoli! Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
Hi all. Found your site yesterday and immediately joined. Been making various sausages for 5 months now. Having a blast and everyone is enjoying the products. So much more to learn, of course. May we never stop learning and doing.
I live is East Central Alabama on Lake Martin.
My food moto: I can read, I can cook.
Don
I live is East Central Alabama on Lake Martin.
My food moto: I can read, I can cook.
Don
