Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 06:46
Did you know that your forearm (from inside of the elbow to inside of the wrist) is the same length as your foot? In the case of El Cuckoo DuckOO, the length of his beak is about half the size of his ego. And did you know the average person has at least seven dreams a night and each lasts only two or three seconds? Me? I don`t have dreams... I have nightmares about some Texan Duck sneakin` around behind me with an axe!
Did you know that by the time you are 70 you will have easily drunk over 12,000 gallons of water? Shucks folks, there are Texan ducks who drink that much beer in a week!
Say, look at all the new faces on the wanted posters in the Post Office here at WD. There are some real desperadoes eh? Yup, there`s ol` "npede" from Victoria and glodek of Woodbridge, New Jersey! Those guys look tough eh? And there... that`s ol` jscarbo in town with his spurs on! He`s a long way from his San Jose, Costa Rica. I wonder how he got his horse here? Swim? And there... two of the toughest hombres I`ve ever known. They both shoot double-rigged hoglegs of the .45 caliber! Yup, that`s Big Al out of Kansas and EverydayJoe from Carmel, New York. What a tough bunch. The sheriff is going to go crazy if he rides into this camp tonight. Why... goodness - there is garhof out of Nebraska. He`s quick on the draw and his sidekick haeffnkr from St. Peters, Missouri is reported to be even faster on the draw. Yup, these boys eat nails and pass rails! Welcome to WD gents! Hang up yer' shootin' irons and pull up some campfire. Pour yourselves some Arbuckle`s brown gargle and kick off yer' boots... you're among friends!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
Did you know that by the time you are 70 you will have easily drunk over 12,000 gallons of water? Shucks folks, there are Texan ducks who drink that much beer in a week!
Say, look at all the new faces on the wanted posters in the Post Office here at WD. There are some real desperadoes eh? Yup, there`s ol` "npede" from Victoria and glodek of Woodbridge, New Jersey! Those guys look tough eh? And there... that`s ol` jscarbo in town with his spurs on! He`s a long way from his San Jose, Costa Rica. I wonder how he got his horse here? Swim? And there... two of the toughest hombres I`ve ever known. They both shoot double-rigged hoglegs of the .45 caliber! Yup, that`s Big Al out of Kansas and EverydayJoe from Carmel, New York. What a tough bunch. The sheriff is going to go crazy if he rides into this camp tonight. Why... goodness - there is garhof out of Nebraska. He`s quick on the draw and his sidekick haeffnkr from St. Peters, Missouri is reported to be even faster on the draw. Yup, these boys eat nails and pass rails! Welcome to WD gents! Hang up yer' shootin' irons and pull up some campfire. Pour yourselves some Arbuckle`s brown gargle and kick off yer' boots... you're among friends!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon