Oh sure..... "food cart" eh?
Well, all I've go to say is... uh.. Gelobsnig.... (the bottom line on my doctor's eyechart!)
And Beardo, "Wonder Dude...Never Shaven In The British Isles", Haven't you removed all that hair yet? Do you need some Burma Shave and a good razor? How about some Colgate and my Bowie Knife!
Hey, your wife probably wouldn't even recognize you eh?
Beard Man of the Atlantic, you must check in more often! We're worried about you. What is under all that stubble? And one more thing... where is your sidekick "Wallie". That ol' "Shipscook" is so cool, we shudder!
BTW... how are things on "that other site" the English Sausagemakin' dot org.? Are you English guys still trying to make a good Polish Sausage? Hey... WD rules!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon