A little humour!!!
A little humour!!!
I made some Kabonosy last weekend(it turned out excellent), dried in the frig, and took some samples to some of my friends. Everyone, but one, thought it was the "c**k for Dolly". The only objector, looked at it and indicated to me that was greasy, because he could see some small pieces of fat under the casing. He is also one that spends big money on store bought sticks, which he told me did not have as much fat in them as what mine did. Mine are made with fairly lean pork shoulder. I told him that the manure that he gets from the store is made of fat trimmings, lips, @$$holes, and floor sweepings, emulsified to make it look like there is no fat in it. Would you believe that he was insulted that I would question on what kind of sausage sticks that he chose to spend his money? He is what we in Canada call a "newfie".
"What can't be smoked can't be eaten."
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Hey Buck,
You wrote:
Keep up the good work UncleBuck! And allow your friend to experience "sawdust" because of his "pride"... after all, he knows everything anyway eh? You can't tell him a darned thing, right? Isn't that the way it always is? Well, you just sit back and enjoy the REAL STUFF!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
You wrote:
Shucks pard... The "objector" can go out and choke! He is evidently some kind of self-absorbed jerk anyhow! Let him go his own way. We can sit back and enjoy REAL kabanosy. (with a fat content). Shucks, Buck... that's where the flavor comes from. Does this horse's petut' friend of yours think he can get that kind of flavor from a lean meatstick? No way!Everyone, but one, thought it was the "c**k for Dolly". The only objector, looked at it and indicated to me that was greasy, because he could see some small pieces of fat under the casing. He is also one that spends big money on store bought sticks, which he told me did not have as much fat in them as what mine did. Mine are made with fairly lean pork shoulder. I told him that the manure that he gets from the store is made of fat trimmings, lips, @$$holes, and floor sweepings, emulsified to make it look like there is no fat in it. Would you believe that he was insulted that I would question on what kind of sausage sticks that he chose to spend his money? He is what we in Canada call a "newfie".
Keep up the good work UncleBuck! And allow your friend to experience "sawdust" because of his "pride"... after all, he knows everything anyway eh? You can't tell him a darned thing, right? Isn't that the way it always is? Well, you just sit back and enjoy the REAL STUFF!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
Gooday Unclebuck,
We have the same sort of idiots here in Australia. They go and buy all that crap in supermarkets and believe what they are told. Supermarkets certainly have got their advertising and fancy wording down to a fine art. Flogging shit for big money and heaps of suckers to buy their crap.
These places are the main causes for blocked arteries and by-passes.
Best Regards,
Jan.
Brisbane.
We have the same sort of idiots here in Australia. They go and buy all that crap in supermarkets and believe what they are told. Supermarkets certainly have got their advertising and fancy wording down to a fine art. Flogging shit for big money and heaps of suckers to buy their crap.
These places are the main causes for blocked arteries and by-passes.
Best Regards,
Jan.
Brisbane.
When I worked in the neighborhood A&P store and was grinding beef I remarked that it looked very fat because we had distinct white strips in the lean . Herb said to just regrind it and the fat would disappear and it did.They sell a lot of eye round roast because it is nice and lean. In truth it is as dry as leather and just as tender.
Ross- tightwad home cook
Re: A little humour!!!
In the rest of Canada, that's what we call wieners. You can do a lot with a bowl cutter.unclebuck wrote: ... is made of fat trimmings, lips, @$$holes, and floor sweepings, emulsified to make it look like there is no fat in it.
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Cheers,
Rob
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Hey Rob... Darth Dark Frog O!
Have you ever seen one of those bowl cutters (Buffalo Choppers) in action? Wow, you don't want a finger or your necktie caught in one of those things! They are "ice cooled"! I believe the one I saw could have chopped and ground up lumber and spit out two-by-fours! Shucks, the thing could probably swallow rails and spit up nails!
Good to hear from you Rob! How are things in Burnaby? Are you folks getting some of this "heat wave"?
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
Have you ever seen one of those bowl cutters (Buffalo Choppers) in action? Wow, you don't want a finger or your necktie caught in one of those things! They are "ice cooled"! I believe the one I saw could have chopped and ground up lumber and spit out two-by-fours! Shucks, the thing could probably swallow rails and spit up nails!
Good to hear from you Rob! How are things in Burnaby? Are you folks getting some of this "heat wave"?
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
No, only some promotional videos on the net. It looked innocent enough, until it was turned on! Wow!Chuckwagon wrote: Have you ever seen one of those bowl cutters (Buffalo Choppers) in action?
Things are fine in Burnaby, thanks for asking. Other than this lousy summer we're having: except for the occasional nice day, most days are cool, cloudy and frequently wet. I had the furnace on the other week! Mind you, I'll gladly take what we're getting over what the folks back east are being nailed with, poor buggers.Good to hear from you Rob! How are things in Burnaby? Are you folks getting some of this "heat wave"?
And look what just came out of the beer fridge:
That's 10 lbs of the true Canadian bacon! We call it peameal bacon (though it's actually corn meal these days) and it's a real treat. I'm looking forward to breakfast tomorrow. I'm currently enjoying the ... accessory seen in the pic.
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Cheers,
Rob
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
The point all of you are missing is the customer is always right,right? When I enquired why a sausage that was always course ground and had a good bite to it is now emulsified and pulpy I was told that that is what the customers want??? No one has ever asked me or anyone that I know if that is how I like it ever.So who is this misterious "customer" that decides for all of us?
Yep the same one I was thinking the manufacturer, make it as cheap as you possibly can and sell it for as much as you can, forget about quality or loyalty to the customer the marketing department will sort it out.
A lot of folks do not realise that when they eat this garbage they are tasting a spice package there is no meat taste, best example are the "chicken" sausages see if you can taste the chicken.
Yep the same one I was thinking the manufacturer, make it as cheap as you possibly can and sell it for as much as you can, forget about quality or loyalty to the customer the marketing department will sort it out.
A lot of folks do not realise that when they eat this garbage they are tasting a spice package there is no meat taste, best example are the "chicken" sausages see if you can taste the chicken.
Maz, you are correct of course. And that is one of the primary reasons this forum exists: to help those of us who wish to eat better. If we can save a bit of money at the same time, great, but eating higher quality food is of more importance.Maz wrote: Yep the same one I was thinking the manufacturer, make it as cheap as you possibly can and sell it for as much as you can, forget about quality or loyalty to the customer the marketing department will sort it out.
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I have become convinced that our diet is the primary determinant of our health. I'm also convinced that corporate agribusiness is not interested in our health outside of our ability to put money in their pockets. So, personally, I'm trying to reduce my consumption of processed foods to a minimum and make my wife's and my own food from scratch as much as possible.
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Cheers,
Rob
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
When people ask what does Snake taste like ? the answer is chicken. when people ask what does chicken taste like? the answer is everything. Most meat has a neutral taste and the seasoning and cooking make the taste we love. Compare boneless, skinless chicken breast and boneless completely lean pork loin both cooked in plain water. Neither one has much to offer as far as taste.
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Dang it all Ross, I hate to disagree!
I've eaten a few rattlesnakes in my life... on the trail... I'd catch 'em by puttin' a 4"x4" cloth down their holes and jerkin' them out as their fangs would hit the cloth. Sort of like fishin'. It's all in the timing. (I learned as a little boy.) I next, learned how to cook the snake flesh after skinnin' the danged thing! Guess what? It tasted just like an ol' rattlesnake! Not a chicken! A chicken tastes like a chicken. A nasty ol' sidewinder tastes just like... a nasty ol' sidewinder! I've fixed 'em BBQ'ed, broiled, boiled (yuk), roasted, and fried! I'd advise folks to eviscerate and skin the reptile, then cut it up in short sections and fry them in butter with lots of lemon (better yet, I prefer LIME), a little garlic powder, and black pepper. Use some good sea salt too. Use the skin for a hatband! Don't throw it away. Clean it up and make a hatband around your Stetson! People will notice it.... believe me... they will notice it! Especially if you include the rattles right out front!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
P.S. Before you attempt to hang up a rattler for eviscerating and skinning, make sure it is stone-cold dead. Muscle reactions up to twenty minutes later can be triggered by touch and the thing may still deliver a dose of poison to you, so be careful.
I've eaten a few rattlesnakes in my life... on the trail... I'd catch 'em by puttin' a 4"x4" cloth down their holes and jerkin' them out as their fangs would hit the cloth. Sort of like fishin'. It's all in the timing. (I learned as a little boy.) I next, learned how to cook the snake flesh after skinnin' the danged thing! Guess what? It tasted just like an ol' rattlesnake! Not a chicken! A chicken tastes like a chicken. A nasty ol' sidewinder tastes just like... a nasty ol' sidewinder! I've fixed 'em BBQ'ed, broiled, boiled (yuk), roasted, and fried! I'd advise folks to eviscerate and skin the reptile, then cut it up in short sections and fry them in butter with lots of lemon (better yet, I prefer LIME), a little garlic powder, and black pepper. Use some good sea salt too. Use the skin for a hatband! Don't throw it away. Clean it up and make a hatband around your Stetson! People will notice it.... believe me... they will notice it! Especially if you include the rattles right out front!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
P.S. Before you attempt to hang up a rattler for eviscerating and skinning, make sure it is stone-cold dead. Muscle reactions up to twenty minutes later can be triggered by touch and the thing may still deliver a dose of poison to you, so be careful.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
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Nice stuff but not canadian bacon, to get canadian bacon scrape off the cornmeal then smoke the cured loin chunks then it will be Canadian bacon. Although any kind of bacon we make could be called Canadian bacon LOLDarthfrog wrote:No, only some promotional videos on the net. It looked innocent enough, until it was turned on! Wow!Chuckwagon wrote: Have you ever seen one of those bowl cutters (Buffalo Choppers) in action?
Things are fine in Burnaby, thanks for asking. Other than this lousy summer we're having: except for the occasional nice day, most days are cool, cloudy and frequently wet. I had the furnace on the other week! Mind you, I'll gladly take what we're getting over what the folks back east are being nailed with, poor buggers.Good to hear from you Rob! How are things in Burnaby? Are you folks getting some of this "heat wave"?
And look what just came out of the beer fridge:
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That's 10 lbs of the true Canadian bacon! We call it peameal bacon (though it's actually corn meal these days) and it's a real treat. I'm looking forward to breakfast tomorrow. I'm currently enjoying the ... accessory seen in the pic.
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Cheers,
Rob