Using A Horn Stuffer?

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Chuckwagon
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Post by Chuckwagon » Sat Feb 02, 2013 13:13

Cranky Buzzzz-ard wrote:
I used a press type horn stuffer growing up and still hate it to this day!
Charlie, anyone who has used a horn stuffer, not by their own choice, for any length of time whatsoever, should be granted immunity from prosecution of many aggravated crimes including throwing rocks at the mailman, chasing kids off your lawn with a bullwhip, kicking cactus, peeing on the lawns of local politicians, and shooting a television set full of holes during the weather forecast. These hostile acts are understandable when committed under stress attributed to the operation of a horn stuffer! :shock: However, anyone using a horn-type stuffer by choice, should have his head examined by a local physician for evidence that he has fallen off his horse, headfirst into the cacti! Around here, if anyone persists on using such an unfriendly tool after their first year of struggling, we usually just run him out of town. :mrgreen:

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Post by el Ducko » Sat Feb 02, 2013 15:21

The "People Making Sausages" name on this thread (abbreviated "PMS") may give a subtle hint as to what People Making Sausages think of the horn stuffer. ...makes you irritable, at best.
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Post by ssorllih » Sat Feb 02, 2013 16:52

I have wondered what manner of madman invented such an evil devise as a horn stuffer.
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